What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What do you like about McDonald's?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How does gut health affect mental well-being?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why doesn't California have the tools, people, means to put out these fires even though they know there will be fires every year?

Octopussy

Dr No

Live and Let Die

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From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever